Jooo No Se Porque Soy Asi Como Soy

Things That Have Been Pissing Me Off Lately:
-Being up at this hour writing things like this.
-Stupid CoWorkers who take people for granted.
-Girls that still where Ugg boots, more like UGH!!!
-Feeling sick all the time
-No baseball
-My nose ring not being able to spin as it used to =[
-Fucking RAIN sporadically
-People who walk in the middle of the parking lot rows which doesnt let me drive through
-People who cause me to yell obcenities while driving (FUCKING ASSHOLES)
-People who dont know when to keep their mouths shut
-Realizing that "what nourishes me kills me" is a statement that is too close to my heart and that's really nothing to be proud of
-One of my favorite Coworkers leaving my job =[ now I only have one person I like left
-Always dreaming but never acting on it
-Guys that call me sweetheart whom are not my boyfriend
-Girls that read our tip jar when theyre with their boyfriends and they give me dirty looks even though I didnt write the damn thing plus, No one wants your boyfriend anyway bitch.
-Parents who laugh when their kids do stupid intelorable shit.
-Bush always talking shit about San Franciscans being so "liberal". Newsflash, FUCK YOU.
-Breadsticks & Cinnamon sticks, FUCK YOU.
-Liz:"What do you want to order?"
Customer:"Whats good"
Liz:"I dunno"
Customer:"Which of these are the best?"
Liz:"Ummm...yeah I dont know"
Customer:"You work here" (stupid look on face)
Liz:"I never eat things from here" (thinking, umm cuz I know how gross and highly caloric it is biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch)
Customer: 'hahahahhahaha'
Liz: (how the fuck is that funny) "so what do you want to order?!!!" (bitch!!!)
-People who repeat the same joke like 30 times in 5 minutes, not that funny to begin with dumbass.
-being paranoid and thinking irrationally

Happy Thoughts
-Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby Te AMO =]
-I like doing sit ups.

Do I seem like an angry person?
Damn.

lol so I was like randomly under a table at work trying to grab something and my coworker was like yeah you're tiny so you can go down there. & shes like you can go dooooooown if you know what I mean ;]. I was lmao for like a year cuz that was the randomest shit ever.

lol my coworker guy hella picked up this other guy who is like the skinniest thing youve seen and how he was carrying him looked like his balls were towards his mouth i was like oh my GOD! and he didnt notice then my coworker was like watch out his knife is gonna poke your mouth!!!!!! LOL. weird.

There is a lot of sexually related topics discussed at work relatively often.